Woody Stevens: [a large yard is full of a bunch of leaves] Well go home, Toby! You make me sick!
Toby: I can't do this many leaves for $10!
[Woody kicks a pile of leaves]
Dudley Frank: I'm looking foward to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
Woody Stevens: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.
Doug Madsen: Woody, sorry I said you had ego issues.
Woody Stevens: Sorry I said you were a pussy.
Doug Madsen: You didn't call me a pussy.
Woody Stevens: Well, not to your face, but that's what I was thinking.
Woody Stevens: That's not a discussion.
Dudley Frank: Yeah, that's a lawsuit.
Woody Stevens: Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!
Dudley Frank: What'd you do, Woody?
Woody Stevens: I cut the gas lines of their bikes, and then I maybe blew up their bar.
Dudley Frank: Thanks, Woody, I feel really safe with you.
Woody Stevens: I noticed that. If you ever lay your head on my back while riding bitch, I'll throw you into traffic!
Dudley Frank: I was just trying to keep the wind out of my face.
Woody Stevens: I felt you smell my neck!
Doug Madsen: Hell just froze over.
Woody Stevens: Let's see it!
Dudley Frank: I'm a biker dude!
[shows tattoo of Apple logo]
Woody Stevens: It's an Apple.
Woody Stevens: Dudley, you have to get rid of that or else I'm going to vomit in your lap.
Dudley Frank: Fine, I'll hang it from a tree.
Woody Stevens: Don't hang it in a tree.
Dudley Frank: Why?
Woody Stevens: Cause bears don't eat shit!
Doug Madsen: [convincing him to go skinny-dipping] Come on...
Woody Stevens: Fine, I will get naked with my gay friends. If any of them look at my junk, I will kill them!
Bobby Davis: I think we better get out of here.
Woody Stevens: No, we'll get out of here at sundown after we've had our beverage.
Woody Stevens: [as the Del Feugos bar explodes] Oh, shit! Oh, God. Oh, no.
Woody Stevens: I'm not in a rush, man. I just wanna ride, man. I just wanna ride. You know? Sally, ride. You are so weird! You ask some weird shit and say the weirdest things. Why don't you just, what, what?
Woody Stevens: Come on, let's go!
Doug Madsen: What's your rush?
Woody Stevens: Come on, man, it's the open road. Riding free, that's the rush! This isn't freedom, this is a gas station built by the man, a prison for our souls!
Woody Stevens: Holy crap! It's the Golden Knight!
Woody Stevens: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.
Woody Stevens: [jumps in the water naked, shivering] Whoa, that's cold!
Woody Stevens: Why are you naked?
Bobby Davis: Look, Doug, I feel your pain, man. I mean I swore I would never return to a job where I had to where condoms on my shoes.
Woody Stevens: You're still at The Firm?
Doug Madsen: No, I thought you were gonna say wimp, so I'd thought I'd say it for you.
Woody Stevens: You're a wimp, Bobby. I'll say it. I mean you're afraid of women. It's kinda embarrassing.
Dudley Frank: I'm afraid of women.
Woody Stevens: You're afraid to talk to women. Bobby's afraid they'll kill him in his sleep.
[Doug and Woody laugh]
Woody Stevens: The trip is over because some tattooed bullies pushed us around?
Doug Madsen, Bobby Davis: Yeah.
Toby: I can't do this many leaves for $10!
[Woody kicks a pile of leaves]
Dudley Frank: I'm looking foward to the parade this year. I got little Tootsie Rolls to throw to the kids.
Woody Stevens: Tootsie Rolls? You cannot even put on your left blinker without wiping out.
Doug Madsen: Woody, sorry I said you had ego issues.
Woody Stevens: Sorry I said you were a pussy.
Doug Madsen: You didn't call me a pussy.
Woody Stevens: Well, not to your face, but that's what I was thinking.
Woody Stevens: That's not a discussion.
Dudley Frank: Yeah, that's a lawsuit.
Woody Stevens: Del Fuegos! Hide the bikes! Quick!
Dudley Frank: What'd you do, Woody?
Woody Stevens: I cut the gas lines of their bikes, and then I maybe blew up their bar.
Dudley Frank: Thanks, Woody, I feel really safe with you.
Woody Stevens: I noticed that. If you ever lay your head on my back while riding bitch, I'll throw you into traffic!
Dudley Frank: I was just trying to keep the wind out of my face.
Woody Stevens: I felt you smell my neck!
Doug Madsen: Hell just froze over.
Woody Stevens: Let's see it!
Dudley Frank: I'm a biker dude!
[shows tattoo of Apple logo]
Woody Stevens: It's an Apple.
Woody Stevens: Dudley, you have to get rid of that or else I'm going to vomit in your lap.
Dudley Frank: Fine, I'll hang it from a tree.
Woody Stevens: Don't hang it in a tree.
Dudley Frank: Why?
Woody Stevens: Cause bears don't eat shit!
Doug Madsen: [convincing him to go skinny-dipping] Come on...
Woody Stevens: Fine, I will get naked with my gay friends. If any of them look at my junk, I will kill them!
Bobby Davis: I think we better get out of here.
Woody Stevens: No, we'll get out of here at sundown after we've had our beverage.
Woody Stevens: [as the Del Feugos bar explodes] Oh, shit! Oh, God. Oh, no.
Woody Stevens: I'm not in a rush, man. I just wanna ride, man. I just wanna ride. You know? Sally, ride. You are so weird! You ask some weird shit and say the weirdest things. Why don't you just, what, what?
Woody Stevens: Come on, let's go!
Doug Madsen: What's your rush?
Woody Stevens: Come on, man, it's the open road. Riding free, that's the rush! This isn't freedom, this is a gas station built by the man, a prison for our souls!
Woody Stevens: Holy crap! It's the Golden Knight!
Woody Stevens: Well ya know its gonna hurt a little bit but that's all part of the experience. Its why we didnt bring our wives.
Woody Stevens: [jumps in the water naked, shivering] Whoa, that's cold!
Woody Stevens: Why are you naked?
Bobby Davis: Look, Doug, I feel your pain, man. I mean I swore I would never return to a job where I had to where condoms on my shoes.
Woody Stevens: You're still at The Firm?
Doug Madsen: No, I thought you were gonna say wimp, so I'd thought I'd say it for you.
Woody Stevens: You're a wimp, Bobby. I'll say it. I mean you're afraid of women. It's kinda embarrassing.
Dudley Frank: I'm afraid of women.
Woody Stevens: You're afraid to talk to women. Bobby's afraid they'll kill him in his sleep.
[Doug and Woody laugh]
Woody Stevens: The trip is over because some tattooed bullies pushed us around?
Doug Madsen, Bobby Davis: Yeah.
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